I'm dying.

• Dr. Rick Marshall: Yes, he pooped me out!
• Will Stanton: And now you guys are friends?
• Dr. Rick Marshall: While I was snaking my way through his bowels, I don't know, I... I must have dislodged some sort of intestinal blockage. And, yes, he's in a much better mood now. So can we move on? I would really like to go home.
• Will Stanton: You were deuced out by a dinosaur. That is incredibly cool.